A sad, sad day

Alas, today is the day I have to come out of the closet as a complete and utter eBay failure. After great success selling a bunch of DOM's clothes at a consignment sale, I decided to put the unsold items up for grabs on eBay. The result? Nary a bid. I have failed as a seller on eBay.

Undeterred, I have listed three more outfits. Hope springs eternal.