Mars, Venus, and other cliches

I left the house today just as Mr. MOM was getting ready to give DOM her lunch. Usually, I am the one responsible for selecting (and preparing) whatever nutritious and tasty morsels are on the menu. Today, however, Mr. MOM took the initiative and started preparing lunch.

She was getting a hot dog, chips, and applesauce.

No wonder she likes him better than me.